Asshole

Someone who would rather speak the truth. Won't beat around the bush and stay straight with you.

Joe:yo bro how do I look in this shirt?

James: you look like a pedophile on the prowl for little boys. Where the black shirt .

Joe: asshole

by CoinThat September 21, 2016

Asshole

A dumass that kicks you in the ass when you walk by him.

You running into the classroom and you walk by him hi is gonna smash you balls and youre asshole

by dunnel February 24, 2013

Asshole

A human being (possibly non-human) incapable of giving two shits about anyone else.

An asshole is someone who enjoys showing up late to work consistently and yelling at someone when they confront you about it. Parrot

by Escuzi March 18, 2013

assholed

The act of being hoodwinked by an annoyingly clever set of circumstances or person.

Nick just assholed me into taking him home and asking for a candy bar as my terms of payment.

by Roger Koff November 20, 2011

Asshole

Someone who is insensitive and mean

Mom, why are you such an asshole you monkey ape maggot penis

by Mehmeef November 26, 2017

asshole

you are such a fucking arsehole

dude, seriously? you are such a fucking asshole!!!

by tintinRSA September 24, 2013

asshole

a guy who likes to make people like him, just so he can then put them down for his own gain. will go out of his way to make you laugh, and then go further out of his way to hurt you, either with sarcasm, name calling, or some other type of humiliation to continue to stroke his ego. he knows you enjoy the laughter he gives you, so you'll tolerate it. usually does this with female love interests but may also behave this way with friends, colleagues, and family members.

girl: kenny hasn't talked to me in a week! i really miss him.
friend: why not?
girl: i don't know. i stopped by his house but he wouldn't come out. wish he was here to cheer me up. he is so funny.
friend: no, girl. he is an asshole.

by linfbaby September 10, 2013