alpine skunk

Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.

"You tryna take another lap, bro?"

"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"

"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."

by Tronedrone December 26, 2018

Skunked Beaver

When a girl gets a excited and wet for you, some dude, or hopefully another girl. For some reason she doesn't get worked over in time and she dries out. Until she's able to clean up and shower she has a skunked beaver.

Damn Leslie, that's funky, you got a skunked beaver. Get yourself a shower.

by beeverman April 10, 2013

Spunk Skunk

When a concubine with resent ejaculat inside of their anal cavity is threatened, they will proceed to forcefully excreat said ejaculat in an act of defeanse. Spraying the threat.

Attempting to rob Sharqesha the local prostitute may end with her spunk skunking you.

by McThunder Daddy September 04, 2018

skunk tarp

Like squirrel covers, but more industrial in both smell and strength.

I knew it was a mistake when she took off her skunk tarp.

by MikeRocks April 12, 2008

skunk 1

the dankest weed ever!!!!!!!

skunk 1 placed has 1st in the canibuss cup 3 years in a row

by CZAR (lance) October 23, 2004

afghanistan skunk

A type of weed from Afghanistan, a weed that will knock your socks off and love you til the end. God I love It!

Wandering around wondering when the world will stop spinning so you can go to sleep kinda weed,some of the greatest Afghanistan Skunk.

by Squibs August 04, 2006

Skunk Butter

The residue left on the knickers of a woman with loose morals and questionable hygiene.

"Yes I did sleep with that slighty filthy young lady; you should've seen the Skunk Butter she left on my bed-sheets".

by Chi Chi Man September 20, 2009