jew gold

Jew gold is the term for the little bags of gold that Hebrew and Shebrew people wear around their necks. They also have a little bag of fake gold around their necks to distract people from the real gold.
Give me your jew gold.
by JTFROMNL September 16, 2006
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Jew Juice

The juice of the jews. Drinking it gives anyone the ability to be a jew for 24 hours
Jordyn gave me some jew juice. I now can finish my taxes.
by Esquimalt.420 October 21, 2010
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Jew hut

A place Where Jews get together to talk about the Holocaust and money
A mohel Gave me an STD During my circumcision. In the Jew Hut
by LL Jew J February 08, 2020
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Jew Crumbing

The act of putting a bag of chips, with only crumbs left, away.
Did you hear about Michael? He defaulted on his mortgage; he's been Jew crumbing for the past week.
by Jewpecabra123 May 31, 2012
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Jew Baldy

guy 1: oh fucken el cunt u see that jew baldy over there
guy 2: fuck me that's a Macca the lil fucken scum slut
guy 1: yea he has no skin
macca: oi nigga
by YA DOG MATE March 17, 2019
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jew toss

the act of throwing a jew into the air and not catching him or her upon return, a clever bar mitzvah prank.
dude, rachel just got jew tossed; it was so funny her grandpa chocked on a matzah ball!
by shmoo00 May 15, 2010
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Niggardly Jew

A frugal, stingy, or otherwise cheap person of Jewish ancestry.
"Who's that guy?"
"Oh, thats Patches the niggardly Jew."
by Old Gregg III October 21, 2011
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