armageddon sandwich

Two slices of bread with a piece of paper placed between the slices that has the word "armageddon" written on it, often sent through the mail anonymously as a prank that confuses and dumbfounds whoever recieves the sandwich in the mail. Using moldy bread adds extra humor and awesomeness to the prank. The armageddon sandwich was founded in November of 2007 by a man who is known to the public only as Silly Sally 54.

Dude, my roommate received a package in the mail the other day and was ecstatic until he opened it to reveal the dreaded armageddon sandwich.

by anonymous prankster December 31, 2007

Armando

BIG player, Usually Mexican. Tells girls that he "loves them" But really he's just trying to get with them. Once he has sex with you he WILL leave you not long after you 'do it'. He leaves all his girlfriends heartbroken. And he most likely wont even care about your feelings. No matter what DON'T trust anything he says.

Brandon " Hey Armando, aren't you with Brittney?"
Armando " Uhhhm, Who's Brittney?"
Brandon " The girl you took to your house yesterday.."
Armando " what the fuck are you talking about? I don't know her!!"

by CanyonCountryGiiiirl September 3, 2009

arman tolikov

a smooth boy who doesn't own a p*enis because of smoothness, he also suffers from something they call 'engelse ziekte' so he'll be dying in a few months. he also likes to fuck daniel antonov and just little boys in general

Look! that's "Arman Tolikov", he's so damn smooth!

by fardeensheno September 6, 2021

Armando

Weird ass mother fucker thats built like the cinnamon from apple jacks and looks like a mf broccoli.

Hey Fuck you Armando, Broccoli head ass mf

by sodjwodo November 21, 2021

armani

A very beautiful, sweet girl who will always be there for you and puts others before herself. She has Brown or black hair and was born in July.

Wow! that girl is so amazing,she must be armani July!

by jaysep November 23, 2014

armada

An offensive word used for anything and everything offensive all at the one time.

Person 1: hey you're such a bitch / slut / loser / tool / nerd / skank / hoe / freak / fatperson.. etc
Person 2: You mean I'm an armada?!?!
Person 1: yeah, pretty much
Person 2: I'm gonna go die in a rectum now.

by emz-n-ez November 23, 2006

Armageddon

A fight between God and Devil. Usually occurs at the end of the world.
I hope god wins, of course.
It will happen in year 5050. (check out my definition for 2012.)

God: I will win and recreate the earth!
People of the earth: The Armageddon is happening! YAY!
Satan: You will never defeat me!
*GOD AND SATAN FIGHT FOR 12 HOURS*
*Satan is defeated*
God: HAHA! I can recreate the earth!
People of the earth: wait! we need air! *die*
God: *recreates earth*
LOL! Was that awesome?

by u2dvdbono August 20, 2010