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Arizona Sharpie Ballot

A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"
I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night
by anonymous November 6, 2020
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arizona

the northern part of the state gets snow in the winter time, the southern part rarely, central never, all there is to do outside of phoenix is hiking and offroading, hiking is only possibly in winter time, in fall, winter, and spring in the northern part, offroading will break down your vehicle if its made before like 2005, tucson is riddled with druggies, phoenix is too hot to fucking live have no idea why the fuck 1 and a half million people live there, the eastern and western parts are forgotten, its also where the snowbirds from minnesota come from and ruin everybody's day by going 25 in the 35 and 50 on the freeway, but at least its a safe haven from california where it takes 2 hours to drive 3 miles and you cant live past the age of 45 if you have asthma there too
Who tf wanna go to arizona bro
by natons September 16, 2020
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Arizona Fireball

When a chick with the clap licks your balls and your balls start burning.
"Damn, Ashley gave me an Arizona Fireball. It burns when I pee."
by Smokey Mountain March 25, 2024
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Arizona Jab

That thing where a guy gets on all fours like a scorpion, then he chases the girl around trying to sting her with his dick.
“Man, you give your girl the Arizona Jab yet? My girl straight is poisoned from my pokey dick.”
by Beef Dunker August 28, 2021
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Arizona Snowball

When they suck your kidney stones out of your dick, and spit them into your mouth.
Jenny gave Mark an Arizona Snowball and he almost choked to death!
by FkinGeorge July 14, 2023
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arizona bustdown

The girl at your gym who is fit but not in a flattering or feminine way; she has a face that shows a lot of mileage and is past her prime overall. She loves selfies and may have a child or two out of wedlock.
Hey, Kirk, you know that arizona bustdown who always wears hot pants in the weight room? She requested to follow me on Instagram.
by salole5 December 13, 2015
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Arizona dust dryer

The Arizona Dust dryer is the process of shoving dust in your butt cheeks and then farting on another person
Bro, I think I’ve got pink eye from that Arizona Dust Dryer
by Lil_fart25 July 5, 2025
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