Tip you in the app

Expression often used by passengers who intend to stiff their uber or lyft driver.

“Thanks for the ride, I’ll tip you in the app”
*tip never appears

“I left you a nice tip in the app”
*No tip

by scotty77 January 25, 2020

would you like to rate our app?

people normally ignore this even if they like the app. or they get upset

Would you like to rate our app?

by true bread September 9, 2022

Apps and Powerz

When one unknowingly, actually performs an impossible or incredible super-human feat or duplication of an existing super power while wielding their iphone or blackberry. Giving the self induced and/or assumed illusion that the wielder actually has that power or ability.

What Stabby Poupoudouphouloudouphyous has.

Not to be confused with Austin Powers.

Tom: Hey Stabby, what new App did you find today?
Stabby: I got the new Spoon Bender App I can make iSpoons bend with my iMind. Check this out...(while showing how the App works, a magnetic field of sorts coincedently makes all spoons in the area bend, giving the illusion that Stabby actually has a form of telekinesis.)
Tom: WTF! You have Apps and Powerz.
Pat: It is what it is.

Stabby was born with Apps and Powerz.

What Stabby doesn't realize is that no one has Apps and Powerz.

What all of you don't realize is that Stabby does have Appsd and Powerz.

by Stabby 7ou's February 23, 2011

restroom app

This is an occurrence when you are bored out of your mind taking a deucer and its taking a long time, so you get your smartphone out for a new app. It would normally not interest you, but seems your taking so long, might as well check it out.

Yo dude! what is taking so long? you playing a restroom app again?

by SpitfireZero79 May 15, 2016

Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?

Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

W app

Braindead anonymous poll app that tricks you to think someone likes you, but in reality you are just one sad sack of shit.

Retard 1: Yo have you tried W app?
Retard 2: Yeah, a girl in 12th grade thinks I'm hot
Retard 1: Wait, isn't she 4 years older than you
Retard 2: Yeah fuck it why not

by me stupid not is July 10, 2023

stay on the app

statement used when 19 fandoms go against 1 and attempt to crash an app

y'all stay on the app, while bts and armys stay in the chart.

by minecraftsmooo August 3, 2020