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its a fucking fruit why the fuck are you looking up what an apple is go to fucking google or something and you know damn well what a fucking apple is you twat
its a fucking apple
by NydriAyo June 5, 2018
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its a flipng fruit how the hell dont you know what fruit is
aperraently you have no apples down there
by i cup June 6, 2018
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Apple It's a fucking fruit what do you expect!!! It's red, green or yellow if it's purple it's a fucking plume!

The seeds contain cyanide too so don't be a dead ass retard and eat them like your grandparents eat each other's asses!!!

So what have we learned from this!? That the apple ain't as appetizing anymore is it? Maybe because your thinking of your grandparents fucking. Damn your fucking gross why would you think of that!!!?
No no, you know what!?

Let's stop talking about apples...
Let's talk about you...

Did you look up Apples because your depression is making you feel suicidal and after you feel that way you have slight euphoria and look up dumb shit or are you just stoned?
Either one...

You still looked up what a fucking Apple is.
Hits blunt*
Deadass 1: Bruh what is an Apple????
Tom: Idk bruh let's look it up on your cellular smartphone.
by Im Worthless :) June 7, 2018
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worse company to have ever excisted. all isheep swallow a lot of pumpkin pie. apple is such a bad company they pay their workers with dildo's!
apple swallows dildo's
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
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apple swallows
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
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A company that is slowly dying due to how bad their designs are
apple is a tree make up your on mind
by Dead meme collection June 16, 2018
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Do you want eat Apple?
Yeah, please
by Derkimiz July 2, 2018
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