A rather large man who kicks people from the gc when they get annoyed, usually a person from sittingbourne with greasy hair. On the weekends he wakes up at 3 oclock and goes to bed at 9.
by MROKWOK February 21, 2024
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the most bad ass person ever most people beleive he has sexuall desires for ben, travis, eric, stew, dirt, jorge and milk an irc bot
by alfredsrad August 13, 2008
He’s the funniest mother fucker you will in the world make any situation better and all round grate guy
Alfie smith is very funny
by Some guy who knows all January 05, 2022
You could say Alfie can "Bend it like Beckham". But we aren't talking about football because that's one thing he's not good at. Alfie is a Dominant Male who likes to call his ex "princess". In general, don't be an Alfie.
"Can you bend it like Alfie Bickerstaff?" Said Kal
"Oh aye mine bends at a 77 degree angle." Replied James
"Oh aye mine bends at a 77 degree angle." Replied James
by Adekoya Oluwafemi Emmanuel June 05, 2023