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amish beauty

while engaging in sex with a woman, the male removes his penis just before ejaculation, and utilizing a donkey punch knocks the girl unconscious. While the girl is out, the male ejaculates on her face, then shaves her pubic hair. He then takes the pubic shavings and sprinkles them on her face. The shavings, stuck on by the cum, form a beard similar to that worn by amish women.
"I thought your mom would be into an amish beauty, but when she woke up she was pretty pissed about having a beard.
by Tex in the house October 26, 2005
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Amish friendship bread

a hoax foisted upon unsuspecting, well-meaning, liberal, suburbanites by the Ziploc company; which distributes instructions for reproducing a sweet yeast bread culture requiring the utilization of multiple large Ziploc bags, depending upon an unreasonably romantic notion of the pure goodness of rural Amish folk, and spread by the directive that this virus be passed on to four friends in the fashion of an email virus.
"My best friend at work just gave me a Ziploc bag full of squishy yeast with instructions for making Amish friendship bread-- what the heck am I supposed to do with this?"
by Zaaah McKaah January 17, 2009
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amish pimp

The amish pimp is in charge of gathering all the amish women in his community that no man wants to marry and pimps them in the local village brothels for a profit.

He has a large beard, wears a big asmish hat and a sheep wool coat. All his hookers ride around his pimped out buggy with a blue grass band sorround system in the back.
The amish pimp is not a man to bargain with when it comes to his ho's. He represents Madison County Hustling inc.
by topmountain October 1, 2010
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Amish Toaster

A man puts cake ingrediants in a womans ass with a funnel and fucks her in the ass for 10 to 20 minutes and when the woman shits cake comes out
Hey larry i heard that bitch got an amish toaster last night.
by JSremmus November 13, 2011
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Anish

A cute loving Indian male who doesn’t talk much and runs away from girls but is very smart and knows how to make you laugh but overall a very handsome man who every girl wants to marry
Look at him he’s so beautiful eating that chicken leg piece he must be an ANISH
by Posidensfurry December 27, 2019
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pillaging the amish

(verb)
engaging in an activity of senseless enjoyment and dubious legality
Yavonda stole a bunch of cutlery from the farm stall. She totally was pillaging the Amish.
by Boots August 3, 2004
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amish style

Sewing a quilt in the dark while fucking a sheep.
"Turn off the lights we'll do it amish style."
by KelBelle November 8, 2007
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