Alyssa

A small chested girl who dating so many people even big or small (Lol) and is dating someone online

"What a weirdo squido"

"At least ur not alyssa,small or flat"

by DynoMain November 13, 2018

Alyssa

She is the best she is so pretty and sweet and is so honest with her mind and she is my everything/boo/ride or die/ wifey/my love/my main I love her 😍 if u see this love u boo

Alyssa is my love

by Hi🔁😂🤣 November 10, 2019

Alyssa

The name given to an extremely unfaithful, cheating, liar, Grade F women with no moral values. Alyssa is like the rest of women, only worse.

Hey there is Alyssa cheating again!

by John Salchichón June 26, 2021

alyssa

cringe

alysas: wwo i am so crineg

everyone: yea

alyssa cringe

by funnyman12637472 October 19, 2020

Alyssa

Hoe

Alyssa rly a hoe

by Pussey Pounder 5000 June 13, 2020

Alyssa

A person who will go behind your back and date your bestfriend since kindergarten

John: did you hear what Alyssa did you James?
James: Yeah she a hoe

by Krusty_Krab_Pizza October 29, 2019

Alyssa

they are usually clowns...with big ole head...like really big...like the size of the earth....but times 2.
They get with f-boys who mess with hella girls and they dont even care....like wtf is she stupid or something
Anyways shes really short and belongs in a circus or an amusement park with the rest of the clowns.

"OMG....that looks like a clown..."
"YUP thats DEFINITELY AN ALYSSA"

by STOPCAPPIN November 4, 2019