Alfie

Alfie is a short tempered and short minded person. But he makes up for it in his pants with hi 44 inch cock.

Ned: ayo Alfie your looking extra small today
Alfie: I’m two foot but I could still fuck your bitch

by Wild daddy 778 September 19, 2020

alfie

my favorite person and the best bf to exist and the most perfect human ever

nour is in love with alfie

by anonymous January 19, 2023

Alfie

a guy who runs a memepage to show he is funny but isnt

he is an alfie

by gayygayygayyassassass April 5, 2022

Alfie

A sexy bloke

Damm, that’s guys as sexy as an Alfie!

by ClutchAstros September 27, 2020

Alfie

He can never find his water bottle

It was Sam! Alfie

by DooDEDA January 14, 2020

Alfie

Massive cock hates gingers and likes big bobs and fights aliban members for isis

Alfie is a sexy beast with big cock would make me not walk for 3 weeks

by finlay sexy breast April 4, 2022

Alfie

very silly guy. His daily activities consist of farting constantly ad it STINKS. He also burps, stinky guy. smelllllyyyyyy

did you see that guy? He's definitely an ALFIE
How did you know?
Can't u smell his arse?

by DylanPleaseBustInMe January 28, 2024