Dirty Alfie

They’re usually the type of people to nut in bed and are basically sorta heart broken for any reason at all so they decide to bust a nut to let it all out

Any Person whatsoever: My crush doesn’t like me so I busted a nut.

Another person: Dirty Alfie!

by Shrexy Shrek April 23, 2020

3 alfie

the lamest most expensive partys for RIT, fuck jim that sucked, 3-20-03

bush beer blows

by Todd March 28, 2003

3 alfie

i mean 3-29-03

yea

by Todd Herpes March 28, 2003

3 alfie

jim 5 dollars...fuck that.

Ass

by Todd Herpes Itch March 28, 2003

turned alfie

getting beaten up so bad you become a stupid, wide mouthed prick.

lol at school james got beaten up so bad he got turned alfie

by bdotty April 17, 2020

An Alfie game

When you are having a bad overwatch game.

"im doing so bad right now, I'm having an Alfie game".

by QueefHarv April 4, 2026

A Naughty Alfie

One who loves to have sex with Lisa Howard every single night. He spunks all over his bangers while Brandon plays xbox.

I Gave Lisa A Naughty Alfie last night

by Dhhdisisbwbegwywyshshshs July 15, 2020