alfie bell

Alfie is a young british boy who loves sucking long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack.

“i saw this boy at my at my school he was such an Alfie Bell”

by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023

Alfie hurrell

Alfie hurrell is the kind of guy to get a girlfriend and spend all day shagging her but hey who am I to judge it’s what he does

Person 1:mate he’s with his lass all day everyday

Person 2: he has pulled an alfie hurrell

by Abcdefudaddyxxx April 9, 2023

Alfie

A sheep

Alfie is a sheep

by Pancake ;) November 24, 2021

alfie

my favorite person and the best bf to exist and the most perfect human ever

nour is in love with alfie

by anonymous January 19, 2023

Alfie

Alfie is a short tempered and short minded person. But he makes up for it in his pants with hi 44 inch cock.

Ned: ayo Alfie your looking extra small today
Alfie: I’m two foot but I could still fuck your bitch

by Wild daddy 778 September 19, 2020

Alfie

a guy who runs a memepage to show he is funny but isnt

he is an alfie

by gayygayygayyassassass April 5, 2022

Alfie Hill

Alfie is gangster and will roll anyone. He is mostly a short person but he has a massive egg plant and he is very good looking. Also very funny.

Don't mess with Alfie Hill he will shin you over. Alfie Hill is overall gangster

by elfdoog November 22, 2021