Alcohol- induced amnesia 

Short term memory loss caused by the consumption of large quantities of alcohol leading to the inebriated state of the individual and causing them to act in a manner that would be deemed 'socially inappropriate'. Individuals suffering from this condition usually experience feelings of alarm when presented with witness accounts or photographic evidence of their exploits.

"Man you were wasted last night!"
"Ha ha oh shit was I? What did I do?"
"Something with a dog I think... I can't remember"
"Fuck, I don't remember a dog"
"Man, I think you have Alcohol- induced amnesia..."

Alcohol- induced amnesia by Ebenezer saltmarsh May 17, 2010

alcoholive 

The last alcohol soaked olive at the bottom of your martini.

The bartender took my glass before I had a chance to eat the alcoholive!

alcoholive by TheMBor March 1, 2008

alcohol shit

Shit that burns your ass on the way out after drinking large amounts of strong liquour.

Man, I just had the worst alcohol shit!!

alcohol shit by Dre Dinero August 8, 2006

Alcohol 

The answer to the question "What made you move to North Dakota?"

Alcohol is the answer to everything.

Alcohol by Mave the Rave August 26, 2006

alcoholocaust 

What occurs at a drinking party when everyone drinks so fucking much that they all pass out and fall on the floor and/or on top of each other.

Last night's Roman orgy of a slumber party ended when everybody(guy and girl, clothed and naked) passed out on top of each other in a mass alcoholocaust.

Then the next morning when I woke up and while everybody was getting dressed and leaving, I found out that my face got all bloody when one of the cheese hog bitches fell on top of my face, breaking my nose!

alcoholocaust by Mark H September 4, 2004

Alcoholics Anonymous 

A fellowship of... see definition for aa

A world-wide program of attraction, rather than promotion which suggests as 12-step program of recovery. There are no "rules", in the proper sense, and the only requirement to become an AA is the desire to stop drinking.

In recent years, the school of thought which believes that drug abuse has a place in AA has bolstered significantly, and many people with cross-addiction get sober through AA.

It's simple, but not easy. You can't be too stupid for it, but you can be too smart.

It's not for the jelly beans

Members of Alcoholics Anonymous are reminded to always place principles before personalities. Members may be the most of the Big Book that outsiders ever see.

If you wish to drink, that's your own affair. If you want to stop drinking, Alcoholics Anonymous can help.

Alcoholics Anonymous is a good place to go if you want to stop drinking. If you are an alcoholic, its a good idea not to drink.

Alcoholics Anonymous by John January 22, 2005

alcatholicism

1. The act of going to a Catholic church drunk.
2. A person who practices Alcoholism and Catholicism (very common)

1. Wow Ned, this shit makes so much more sense when you're plastered!
2. My entire family practices strong alcatholicism during every holiday gathering.

alcatholicism by jman799 March 26, 2008