The Morning After

The time when a girl who has had some of the best sex in her life wakes up, puts her hand in her hair, gives it a little fluff, then places her hand betwen her legs and begins to play with herself thinking about the slam that went between her thighs the night before

Also: The time when a girl who has had some of the worst sex in her life wakes up with one of the biggest scowls on her face, angry about the night before, looks at the person next to her, contemplates spitting and then gets up to leave to go play with herself to make up for the night of horrid playtime the night before

The Morning After, Jennette woke up after her night of wild sex with Ricky, looked at his beautiful sleeping face, smilled, layed back down and placed her fingers in her folds and marveled at the wetness that still residing and was still happening

Carla woke up after her night of horrid sex with James and ran to the bathroom and pulled out a dildo LOL

by MeanFaceGrrrrrr11 December 27, 2010

After-tap

The slightly sickening feeling that comes shortly after being hit or kicked in the balls. At first the blow may not seem too bad but then you feel the effects in the pit of your stomach.
After-tap can occur up to 1 minute after the initial sack tap or bell tap.

"Ah man I thought the worst was over but now comes the after-tap!"

or, following an attempted sack tap

"Aha, you didn't get me that badly... oh shit wait, here's the after-tap"

by jariki December 1, 2009

After Sleep

The sleep that occurs after your alarm goes off. You must get out of bed for no more then 2 seconds and then return to your slumber knowing that you will be late for something.

This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.

your boss: where were you this morning tom?
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.

your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.

by MultiChampion March 17, 2010

aftercigarmint

n. A nearly finished, non-flavored, cigarette which is then crushed and turned into a menthol to extinguish some odor from the initial cigarette.
Crushing a Camel Crush at the end of the cig just to get a quick taste of mint.

My mouth tasted aweful after that cig. Good thing for these aftercigarmints.
Before I kiss you, let me smoke my aftercigarmint.

by TheSkaChef May 29, 2011

aftergirth

The small amount of sticky, residual semen that comes out of a penis that has ejaculated and since become flaccid. When the penis becomes soft after ejaculation, the urethra becomes less constricted and allows a small amount of seminal fluid to pass through and drip out the tip, sometimes minutes after ejaculation occurs.

I should have waited a while to put my clothes on after that quickie yesterday, my aftergirth made a damp mess of my boxer briefs!

by psychodelick December 14, 2013

after-ass

When someone farts and you don't smell it at first and then it hits you like a ass bomb.

Hey man I just farted.
Really I don't smell it at all...ah I smell it now it's fucking awful. I can taste the after-ass in my mouth.

by OGCankleSocks January 19, 2016

After nut regret

When you cum to really questionable porn that was hot while you were watching it, but now you see how disgusting it was

Man: what’s wrong with you
Man 2: i watched this video a girl eating cream off another girls butthole and now I have after nut regret

by Heartbestill34 November 11, 2019