absolblogspokemon

HE'S A POKETUBER

AbsolBlogsPokemon: making a pokemon level 100 in a stupid way

by someweirdgamerdudeguy September 8, 2021

trippin absolute balls

To be extremely high, and act like a giddy fucker.

That dude is trippin absolute balls right now!

by KerbalGunnerz December 17, 2013

Ben (absolute lad)

pretty self explanatory tbh, just an all round geeeeeezeer, always shagging, and vaping with the boys

i wish i was ben (absolute lad)

by Shaggy69( . )( . ) May 22, 2020

ali absolute

A YouTuber who has a fat cat and makes everyone laugh.

That boy is such a Ali absolute

by Average absolute January 10, 2022

One Shot Absolute

When in a FPS or Shooter game a player / enemy player is one shot or bullet away from death; the smallest amount of damage will kill him. Popularized in MLG Halo Combat Evolved Tournaments.

He's 'One Shot Absolute'!! Teamshot him and hold your ground guys we got the win!!

by Abacoot December 26, 2021

Doing the absolute most

Putting immense effort and class into a role or song or being not afraid of going out of your comfort zone with a character.

E.g. You are doing the absolute most in every role and this is why you get every role you audition for. We Stan this (this is a positive thing)

by Guineapiggyg April 5, 2022

Abolverdi

dominatrix

Mooooes, Forgioooone, Ooooocean, Coooocaine, Mooootion, Abolverdi

by bgckmr December 21, 2010