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Slobbering Sammy

Wet willy's fun uncle. Basically, you tongue punch someones inner ear to enhance the disgusting feeling of wet ear. It's funny as hell, but watch out for strangers could be taken sexually.
Person 1: "Ew, did that tall guy just give you a wet willy?"

Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"

Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."
by Jdiamondpockets January 6, 2020
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Susman Sammy

The act of doing something so lame that you literally will get cancer and bronchitis at the same time.
Like it's literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bloody splotch.
"Rest in peace Derrick. If he didn't pull a Susman Sammy and ride a bike without training wheels for the first time than maybe the little whorebag would still be here."
by Gaylo August 6, 2016
mugGet the Susman Sammymug.

sammy boi

sammy boi is the gayest person you’ll ever meet, fucking gay bitch. he is also the sexiest mad boi alive. his bestie is kate, who he loves ;) just kidding sammy boi bestieee
p1: omg is that sammy boi the sexy beast

p2: yeah but i heard he loves kate

p1: fucking gay cunt
mugGet the sammy boimug.

Sammy-Samm

A singsongy nickname someone who really cares about makes me.
Sammy-Samm, you so bootaful!!!
by punxrockmusic March 1, 2009
mugGet the Sammy-Sammmug.

gup a sammy

Should we go to Subway and gup a sammy or two with the fellas?
Hell yeah bro.
by gup guy July 24, 2023
mugGet the gup a sammymug.

sammy Ive

A Sammy Ive is an amazing person. They are very athletic and good at sports, especially rugby. They are very good at everything. They represent a Samuel well. They are also very handsome.
by sam ive August 2, 2020
mugGet the sammy Ivemug.

Sammi On Top!

This is a sign of power... you should give your whole stash to him.
Sammi On Top!! What does that mean? Power!
by TheStrizzle March 31, 2021
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