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jesse

He is a big faggot, he tends to suck a lot of dick.
Jesse. Gay,douchebag,not intelligent,and looks like a street bum.

hey john, look at the jesse! that's a jesse if i have ever seen one....
by faggot fucker09 December 10, 2018
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Jesse

A person who gets your group of friends into trouble and bolts it before the teacher comes to see you.
Teacher: BOYS, OVER HERE
Jack: Where is Max?
Nic: Oh no, he's done a Jesse.
by NasTeBoi August 5, 2017
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Jesse

Jesse is one of the most beautiful women you will meet. She is different in all the right ways. Has a Machete finger tattoo and a pet snake. A 5’2” girl with a 6’8” attitude. Looks to sweet to swear, but talks like a sailor. Jesse been though a lot of hard times but that does not stop her from growing as a person. Loyal to the very end. She will yeet her self at you if she hasn’t seen you in awhile. If you have a Jesse in you life. Cherish her the time you have with her.
I love you Jesse. Blessed to have you in my life!
by Yeetheart July 28, 2019
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Jesse

An Amazing girl who always cares for others. One of the most popular girls in school and she gets most boys over her charming looks. Jesse is intelligent and always beautiful. She’s lovable and never intentends to hurt anyone. Make sure you love her, i know i have. She might mess around with you sometimes but no matter what you can’t help but smile. She isn’t just any girl, she original. The way she brightens up a room full of people, or when she is always fun a energetic. Once you have met a Jesse, don’t let her go
Friend : Man Jesse is so adorable

Friend #2 : i know right, any man would be lucky to have her
by nameeeeeeeee June 3, 2018
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Jesse

The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, usually a surfer, blue eyes and long dirty blond hair, has a brother who he cares about a lot, and there’s usually one special girl who will never get over him.
Always knows how to make you laugh. Is strangely good at everything he does, even music!
Girl: did youse Jesse when he got out of the polo pool

Girl 2: yea he’s mine im so lucky
by sfb6312 May 18, 2018
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Jesse

Mentally retarted and is attracted to men
Jesse is gayb
by Jesse is gay April 7, 2019
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Jesse

A dumb blonde who doesn’t know her left from her right. She doesn’t get any jokes that are about her.
Jesse is so dumb
by Qritted12345 December 11, 2019
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