following fart

A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.

by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020

the axe that follows

The inevitable negative outcome.

I’m more concerned with the axe that follows if I eat old pizza.

by Daredreams July 9, 2021

reverse follow

psychological trick used on ones self to feel less creepy about following a woman

steve- hey tom what did you do today
tom- well i got reverse followed by this lady for like 3 hours

by rawdogkilla November 6, 2013

Cameron Follows

A big hefty geeza, one with a massive elephant cock!

Cameron follows big top shagger!

by 018763526364 June 12, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

followable

When someone's social media page is fun/exciting/amazing that you have to follow it.

OMG Selena is so followable rn!!

by THE SFG (small friendly giant) December 11, 2016

Following the Christmas tree

Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.

by slofloat December 24, 2010