attacking the floor

Slang for falling on the ground. Used to save embarrassment.

Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.

by bonelesspizza February 25, 2017

Floor brush

A very janky broom. Commonly seen broken in half and/or missing many bristles used by single young men living alone

Where’d you put the floor brush?

by Moondoggi October 5, 2021

floor to drawer

A method of cleaning that involves taking all the clutter off the floor and putting it away from view (most typically in drawers but sometimes in closets, bins, etc.) without really doing anything to resolve the mess.

Bob: You cleaned up! Wow, your room looks great!
Eric: I didn't really clean...check the dresser. Floor to drawer method baby.

by nukid1 November 19, 2010

Floor Potato

The act of over exertion to the point of collapsing onto the floor like the apple of the earth

I sucked wheel then sprinted for the finish. I woke up a floor potato

by The first floor potato April 7, 2021

Floor Money

Money one accumulates gradually on their messy floor as a result of throwing jeans, jackets, etc down on the floor. As small change falls out of the pockets it is thus hidden in a sea of clothes, waiting to be collected one day...

Accumulated floor money records have been anything up to £35 in small change.

I'm broke but I have about £10 floor money

by CCHiPs March 19, 2011

Ghost Floor

When the elevator doors open and no one (you can see) gets in or out. This occurs when a being existing outside our physical world needs to go somewhere and is too lazy to take the stairs.

"..... did you hit 6?"

"No. Must be a ghost floor."

by RockDeputy February 4, 2009

floor hash

When you smoke a joint made with hashish, the little molten pieces of it that fall to the floor and stick to it are called floor hash.

I should clean my room, there's so much floor hash in it that I'm starting to forget what the actual floor looked like.

by nikolajboarzersnev June 14, 2016