dookie dick

dookie dick is what happens to your dick when you have butt sex with a dirty butt.

Easily diagnosed by tell tale "dookie ring" around the tip of ones wang.

In some prisons considered to be a rite of passage in the corrections system.

"My boi Earl done got his dookie dick last night, been makin people smell it all morning."

Jethroe: You been plungin buns bro?
Earl: Yeah why?
Jethroe: I can smell your dookie dick from across the room...

by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

dookie ass

it means something that truly sucks, atrocious, awful, and sometimes just lame.

"hey did you read that new 50 shades book?" "no way man that shit's dookie ass!"

by mrsapiosexual :-) December 15, 2022

dooky ring

The circle of crusty, unwashed, hard to reach shit residue that surrounds someone's asshole.

Brad: Yo, you finally tried tossing the salad with Michelle last night?
Tony: Hell no, that girl got a dooky ring! I ain't going in all that!

by Will.B.Watching August 9, 2016

Dookie lick

A really good deal on something.

David:"My boy said he would throw in those tires and rims for two hundred extra bucks."
Dan:"Hell yea man, you should do that. That's a dookie lick."

by AM1tchell February 24, 2017

horse dookie

Horse shit!!!!

Be careful where you are walking,you might step in a pile of horse dookie!!

by FIREJACKER March 10, 2017

Dookie Dick

A man that fucks another man in ass

I heard that you and Eric are Dookie dicks

by Polk County florida May 24, 2022

Deshauwn Dookie

The black kid who got adopted after he was born and grew up the same day and got a pet fish then littered and got the death penalty then was sentenced to death and escaped and got a drivers license then married Daishiki and hand built a house. Arch-Nemesis Is Quandale Dingle.

Jo: You seen Deshauwn Dookie?"
Mike: Yessir

by TheOneDudeWho'sTypingRightNow September 9, 2022