totes ma goates

The reply/come back to "Calm yo farm"

Ben: "Calm yo farm, dude!"
James: "Totes ma goates"

by Discomania June 18, 2011

Totes Def Obvi Sick Nasty Dlaxin Brah

Totally Definitely Obvious Sick Nasty Dinosaur Lacrosse Playing Bro. A term used for all those who play lacrosse. Commonly used to answer questions.

Bro 1: Did yous see the Duke lacrosse game yesterday?

Bro 2: Totes Def Obvi Sick Nasty Dlaxin Brah

by MacMacAttack November 09, 2010

totes imba

Totally imbalanced to a degree as to be unfair. Used originally in reference to real life or simulated combat between asymmetric combatants.

Example: US vs Saddam was totes imba. That's why he was hiding in a hole.

Example: Space Marines need to be nerfed bc Dawn of War 2 is totes imba..

by Nutcrust, The Real Nutcrust November 09, 2013

Totes Yeet Yo

Predicate adjective used to describe something of acceptable or desired quality; synonym of 'good.'

The phrase was popularized after the Utah Department of Transportation changed multiple digital highway road signs to read, "Hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo" as part of a safety campaign for Teen Driver Safety Week in 2019.

"Hey teens, buckling up is totes yeet yo!" -Utah Department of Transportation

by Muscatron April 11, 2024

totes gressy

Over the top aggressive. 110p. So aggressive your are brutes.

Their ball coach was totes gressy when half the team forgot their extra ball jerseys.

by D100p July 05, 2017

Totes Cleats

To totally agree with something

Ben made us these hats, and they're Totes Cleats!

by Mr Wang's F1 Tours March 25, 2022

totes bowser

Something that is very awesome. Most commonly used in Ventura, CA.

Jeff: "How was that cheeseburger?"

Ronaldo: "Dude, it was totes bowser."

by JoeGoe October 18, 2010