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Sponge Theory

Spongebob’s sponge theory is a theory which we absorb ideas like a sponge, and where some slip through the holes and others are squeezed out of us in every day life, like a sponge.
Barthes semiotic analysis theory ain’t got shit on spongebobs sponge theory
by trappergirl6o May 15, 2023
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Friend Sponge

Someone who can't make or keep their own friends for very long, and therefore rely on taking friends from the only people they know and making connections with them before taking out the person who introduced them in the first place.
When your cousin/sibling becomes a friend sponge and soaks up your friends like they've known each other for years when you only introduced them at that party last Saturday.
by theduckie13 January 11, 2010
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Dome sponge

Another name for your brain
I'm taking these hits straights to the dome sponge
by Taco.Freak July 8, 2023
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Calorie Sponge

Used to define a fat chick who seems to think being thicc is acceptably sexy
‘Yo this bitch hit me up said she was thicker then a snickers, but man one look and I could see she was just a big calorie sponge’
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Need a sponge?

What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg
Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'
by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019
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Neil Spong

The highest levelled player of the game "Mafia Wars". Is very generous in his distribution of energy packs BUT BE WARNED: He is a highly skilled, cold blooded player and will kill you given the chance.
Neil Spong gave me an energy pack but then killed me.
by SideAirBag May 17, 2011
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booze sponge

A person (underage or adult) who goes around at a party/restaurant/bar and finishes other people's drinks.
"Marty! You drank the rest of my drink?? You're such a booze sponge. Get your own, MOOCH!"
by helenahandbasket September 3, 2012
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