Smut

The best medicine for horny teenagers

“Dude what are you doing?”
“I’m reading smut.”

“Why?”
“Because it makes life better you uncultured dipshit.”

by Sexy_chicken643 August 22, 2021

Gods of Smut

A very cringy organization full of people who have spent their entire lives on writing smut. Mainly residing in the BTS catagory. Although majority of what they write is fluff, they read some kinky shit. The best part of their existence on Wattpad is that they host THE God of Smut. Some call her Jungcock for her obsession with BTS but most of her friends call her 'Daddy'. They are truly above average in their beliefs of the Jibooty... honestly they are merely fanfiction writers with no reads and are willing to do anything to get some...

"Honestly the Gods of Smut are pretty stupid authors but fun to be friends with"

by Juancock the Jungcock October 29, 2018

Smut Spiral

When a piece of media, generally written fiction, is mostly non-smut, then when the author eventually adds smut, it begins to overcome the story until it is more smut than anything else.

“Did you like Cherry Blossoms After Winter?”
“Yeah, but there was a big Smut Spiral.”

by Admiral Buttermuffins December 18, 2024

Smut

Snotty bitch

Entitled

Wow, I can’t believe this one isn’t here already. I been used this since 9th grade.

“Lacy needs clean her shit up, she been a real smut lately.

by KasandraLaadeedaa kassiface January 9, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Pulling a Smut

When you buy high-end hardware for the master race PC but don't use it as all

Guy: I want to buy this latest survival game for my 3090
Me: Don't be pulling a Smut! You won't play it, just another game to your collection wasted

by The One Who Speaks February 5, 2021

Closet Smut

n. Smut that lives in your closet. Often a super attractive whore who comes out only when she is called upon for a good sex.

A. "Dude I could really use a blow job"
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"

A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut

by KyleHall15 January 13, 2011