Panda Coma

When a person or persons eats so much asian food that they feel overwhelmingly tired and exhausted

"Hey bro you wanna play some basketball soon?"
"Sorry, but I just ate an entire serving of orange chicken and I'm about to fall into a panda coma."

by JurdBrown January 20, 2015

Fab Panda

When you and your friend are so tight, you're known as fab pandas.

Wow, Julia and Grace are such fab pandas! I totally ship their friendship!

by imafabpanda March 22, 2017

Kissy Panda

The coolest, sexiest, funniest man you'll ever meet. When you see him, you'll want to rip all his clothes off.

girl 1- Oh my gawd girl he is too perfect!!!!!
girl 2- Yea he's such a Kissy Panda, way out of everyone's league.

by dudeskii6942069 January 1, 2012

Crusty Panda

A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.

person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"

person 2: "..."

person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."

by HHOT August 24, 2012

A group of pandas

an embarrassment.....

Ok what fucked up person decided to do this?

A group of pandas is called an embarrassment

by YourAvgGuy September 20, 2023

white panda

A white girl who loves Asian boys

Lillie is such a white panda always fucking Asians,
Lillie always wants an egg roll

by Eggrollprincess May 31, 2018

panda vision

Pandas are apparently unable to see things that are right in front of their face.

You couldn’t see that? It was right in front of you! You must have panda vision.

by Hernicus March 19, 2022