DJ Morris

Goat that’s gonna take over the world

Dj Morris is the goat

by GoatSeeker December 13, 2018

Morris

A cat that's only purpose in life is to eat, sleep, bite, and to make you life as hard as possible by sleeping in the middle of the bed.

MOM MORRIS IS BEING A DILDO AGAIN

by Mister yeet March 29, 2019

Morris

A man whom loves CP. And i don't mean Cheese Pizza or Cool Penguins. I mean Child Porn

Morris is a fag

by Why was keyboard taken? August 5, 2021

Libby F**king Morris

the baddest of bitches, but in a gender neutral way

“damn that guy is so cool, he’s such a Libby F**king Morris”

by eggmangeorge January 22, 2021

The Morris

A standard unit of size (volume) or mass equal to a Morris Oxford motor car.

Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.

Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.

Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!

by PWO 159 March 18, 2010

Mount Morris

Mount Morris, Michigan; an incredibly small town north of Flint. It includes all of the “perks” of living in Flint, ghetto corner stores, hood rats, and a road straight to Beecher. Fortunately for the citizens, however, Mount Morris has clean water AND cops, though some of them may be corrupt. Their high schools teen pregnancy rate could be better, but lucky for them 80% of the schools population is gay anyway! Ah, good ole Mount Morris. The city where the most interesting thing to do is walk to speedway to get a slushie! If you want to do anything worth your time you have to go to Clio, just steer clear of the rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks that reside there.

Mount Morris? That’s a city? I thought it was a sub-division of Flint.

by QueenGeneseeCounty May 21, 2018

Morris' Law

The opposite of Moore's Law. Says that microchip performance increases but wafer costs increase at the square (^2) of performance uplift of said microchip.

Morris' Law has overtaken Moore's law now that TSMC has no real competition.

by PD W April 8, 2025