Jerk Butter

n; A favored lubricant I.E. KY Jelly

My personal favorite jerk butter would be crisco with sand.

by Kitrick November 16, 2009

circle jerk

1) Group masturbation, usually males, sitting or standing in a circle jerking themselves or each other off.

2) A fraternity initiation ritual or hazing whereby the lights are turned off. The plege or pledges are told it's a circle jerk. The actives pound their fists together in the darkness simulating the sound of jerking off. The lights are then turned on suddenly and the pledge or pledges are the only ones in the circle with their dicks out.

3) A useless discussion or meeting involving mental masturbation whereby the egotistical, boring participants try to demonstrate they're the smartest persons in the room.

The pledges learned humility from the initiation circle jerk.

by Pool May 28, 2006

jerk grunt

the sound a guy makes as he cranks out a wad of goo!

I let out the loudest jerk grunt when I popped all over my wives face last night.

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

Strong Jerk

When you are riding with a girl in a car and her closest hand to you is her dominant hand making it a really powerful hand job.

Yo, meng I was driving this girl home one night, and since she's rockin' a south paw she gave me that strong jerk.

by ritmer December 17, 2009

jerk-ola

Someone who is not very nice.
Censored for when you want to use a bad word, but little ears are present.

That semi-driver cut me off! What a jerk-ola!

by Jewel the Gem February 27, 2011

Jerk off

When a guy rubs the shit out of his dick until a sticky white liquid comes out.

I need to go jerk off like I am while I write this definition.

by Hdhdirbegeuebv June 13, 2020

Shit and Jerk

When you s(h)it on the can and jerk off too.
Primarily performed by teenagers who can't get any other free time to pleasr themselves.

crackaw:yo dude i gotta shit and jerk, my rents been home all day
lookawt: aight man later

by the lone arranger October 5, 2003