Girl failure

A male celebrity crush whom you wish was a girl since men suck

Girl 1: My girl failure posted on insta 😍
Girl 2: Bro, that's just Cillian Murphy

by Rawrmar August 8, 2024

Failure

When your best isn’t good enough and or you think you’re less than everyone else. There for you’re a failure :)

Oi! You’re never gonna amount to shit! You’re a fuckin failure

by Psn: Rskizz- May 8, 2019

failure

what asian parents yell when their kids don't get straight a's

"what did you get on your exam?"
"89%"
"you such a failure! where the other 11%?"

by kat_guy November 28, 2022

Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

by mtfort February 22, 2018

Failure

Brayden Keplar

Brayden Keplar is a failure

by PandaJedi7136 December 9, 2022

Failure

All of living being

God : why are you such a failure?

by HoomanMonke January 26, 2022

toilet failure

when your toilet starts failing

ayo my toilet is failing come help.
i hate toilet failure

by Jasmine Lucas September 10, 2020