by 1621148 March 15, 2011
Get the YOGA mug.person who is afraid to talk to girls, spends alot of time in front of a computer screen, and is usually uncoordinated. A yooa is anal about many useless things.
Yooa, dont wipe bird shit off your car with your hand.
Quit being a yooa and get out from behind that tree and go talk to that girl.
Quit being a yooa and get out from behind that tree and go talk to that girl.
by Matt Touchette May 5, 2008
Get the yooa mug.I got so messed up last night I ended up doing drunk yoga on Marks couch.
You should have seen Sara doing drunk yoga on Stevens lawn last night.
A: Did you have fun last night?
B: Yeah, ended up doing drunk yoga on the beach.
A: Where have you been?
B: I think I should leave, I'm so drunk I was just doing drunk yoga on the toilet.
A: How was the party last night?
B: Crazy! We all ended up doing drunk yoga in Nicoles living room.
You should have seen Sara doing drunk yoga on Stevens lawn last night.
A: Did you have fun last night?
B: Yeah, ended up doing drunk yoga on the beach.
A: Where have you been?
B: I think I should leave, I'm so drunk I was just doing drunk yoga on the toilet.
A: How was the party last night?
B: Crazy! We all ended up doing drunk yoga in Nicoles living room.
by Drunk Yoga March 7, 2015
Get the drunk yoga mug.dropping a big steaming load off at the porcelain throne...or anywhere you feel like poppin' a squat.
by Rock'em Sock'em Betty Crock'em December 29, 2009
Get the hot yoga mug.by Blue Ridge Roomies October 27, 2005
Get the yoga monster mug.OK we get it. You have a yoga butt. You can kick most women's asses. You're fit and not fat like most of us. You are a paradigm of evolution, capable of enduring grueling physical work. In primitive days such ability could have meant the difference between life and death in the hunt or in combat. We don't live in primitive times.
Yoga butt is indirectly influencing evolution. Lululemon is contributing. They want to wear them all day, make it more acceptable in casual and even work environments. They want to show their ass-kicking rumps. They can distinguish themselves to men. They get the promotion from the boss who sees commitment to hard work. If they are self-employed they may get more customers. So the theory goes.
Its an important issue for women. Consider what is gained and possibly lost when butt-kicking yoga bodies are posted on the the internet. Women must weigh not only health risks, including risks related to childbirth, but also the moral implications of striving for such an aesthetic.
Maybe promoting yoga butt on the internet like this removes a roadblock to proper evolution of the species and allows for more transparent signalling. What about women's well-being in general? Is this removing one of the cornerstones of societal cooperation and physical restraint?
Yoga butt is indirectly influencing evolution. Lululemon is contributing. They want to wear them all day, make it more acceptable in casual and even work environments. They want to show their ass-kicking rumps. They can distinguish themselves to men. They get the promotion from the boss who sees commitment to hard work. If they are self-employed they may get more customers. So the theory goes.
Its an important issue for women. Consider what is gained and possibly lost when butt-kicking yoga bodies are posted on the the internet. Women must weigh not only health risks, including risks related to childbirth, but also the moral implications of striving for such an aesthetic.
Maybe promoting yoga butt on the internet like this removes a roadblock to proper evolution of the species and allows for more transparent signalling. What about women's well-being in general? Is this removing one of the cornerstones of societal cooperation and physical restraint?
So what if she has a yoga butt and wears lululemon? Just because she's hott does not mean she's better. Yoga is not about competition but enlightenment.
by alixDDD December 11, 2011
Get the Yoga Butt mug.Noun. The dystopian future where everyone is like yoga zombies wearing yoga pants, and is forcing people to become like lemmings being led towards a reimagined yogic lifestyle of unquestioned consumption of romantic, ahistorical narratives around the perceived ideal of what the world could and should become through adopting a yogic way of life.
Fuck. The yogalypse has begun! Run for hills! The yoga zombies in their yoga pants are sun saluting their way across the city turning everyone their hot yoga sweat falls on into one of them. Soon we’ll all be eating vegan kale chips while chanting ‘om’.
by psdmccartney September 1, 2018
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