by BigBoyStevo June 9, 2017

the act of skeeting inside of girls vagina and then letting the skeet drip from her vagina into a cup or bowl of some sort and then feeding the "fish yogurt" to her (note: for best results make sure the girl has not douched in a while)
asshole 1- Dude my girl friend's pissed at me!
asshole 2- why?
asshole 1- I snuck some fish yogurt from her when she wasn't looking and then fed it to her at dinner...
asshole 2- Haha classic!
asshole 2- why?
asshole 1- I snuck some fish yogurt from her when she wasn't looking and then fed it to her at dinner...
asshole 2- Haha classic!
by nate38** November 21, 2009

Another word for your dickcock.
by The Bangkok Project January 9, 2008

Somehting that constantly barf or has diahrreah.
by Nuclear Muffin September 7, 2003

When two friends decide to start throwing yogurt at each other for no apparent reason, resulting in an after school chore, such as sweeping and mopping the classroom floor.
Connor: Man, you totally missed the yogurt fight Pavel! It was awesome, there was yogurt everywhere!
by Niya_papaya January 7, 2009

when your girlfriend or female partner gets nutted in by another man, moments prior to you going down on her, and the cum leaks out onto your chin, resembling yogurt on your face.
"bro i hooked up with Dave's girlfriend at that party last night, dont tell him.. he must have gone down on her after that, because when they came back he had a huge yogurt beard!"
by 10-A-G July 23, 2014

An alliterative term referring, via innuendo, to male ejaculate. Used when other forms of alliteration for this purpose have been exhausted.
A hip, crafty way to refer to masturbating to get teens interested in what you're saying through the use of humor and wit.
A hip, crafty way to refer to masturbating to get teens interested in what you're saying through the use of humor and wit.
"I'm writing this soon-to-be-bestselling teen novel and I need a rad way to say 'jizz', but I've already used 'man-mustard', 'girth-gravy', 'spank-sauce', 'ball-bullion', 'fap-fondue', 'shaft-soup', and 'junk-juice'. If I can't find at least one more innuendo to refer to jerking off, my book will fall flaccid! I just don't know what to do!"
"Why not use 'yank-yogurt'?"
"'Yank-yogurt!' How could I have forgotten??!!"
*bestselling author*
"Why not use 'yank-yogurt'?"
"'Yank-yogurt!' How could I have forgotten??!!"
*bestselling author*
by lambpasty May 30, 2013
