A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011
Get the Woody Towel mug.Erection while defecating
by Poopwood January 24, 2018
Get the poop woody mug.by Bandobaby February 1, 2020
Get the Woodie mug.Woody is a Fun, Loving, and Loyal partner. He is the main Character in Toy Story 1, 2, 3 and 4. He is known for his notorious sane, "There's A Snake In My Boot!" By pulling his string on his back, he'll say all sorts of things. badge and all, he is very noticeable. He takes a majority part in many Pixar movies
by Andy_Lewis23 March 18, 2021
Get the Woody mug.by Wooowoowoowowowoe December 5, 2023
Get the cursed woody mug.by Beaks86 February 26, 2017
Get the woody hood winked mug.when you pull down a guys pants and his dick look so beat up that it appears that he masturbated his penis in and out of a tiny wooden squirrel hole while simultaneously being bitten by the squirrels that reside
by mountaingoat247 December 14, 2021
Get the woody mug.