A tall lanky string of misery. He’s very arrogant but is actually really nice. He’s very strange. He likes to think he’s very good looking. Girls with good taste think he is. He gets in trouble constantly. His best friend is normally Mark. He represents vape nation. Pisses in cans. Very good unibrow game. Classic.
That guy is so cool he’s like Woody’
by B.uswanker January 11, 2018
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An average guy that is attractive and rails all his frenimies women because they can't resist. And he senses the so called friends are fake as fuck.
Mike sure gave Jack a hard time last week at work jim... its all good Jack's a woody he'll laugh it off with Mike's woman nadia when he leaves town again, she can't help herself around jack .
by Taker of shit 6969 March 1, 2020
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The best ever contestant in BFDI, and other object shows. A piece of balsa wood, the best one i forgot to mention. He is very epic, and deserves to win BFB
Announcer: Spongy.
Woody: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Announcer: Is eliminated with 6 votes.
Woody: ah.
by kopekope March 16, 2020
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A radio DJ who thinks he's funny but just makes lame jokes and acts as a total douchebag
"Joe was trying out on a radio show yesterday but he ended up pulling a Woody and got cut short."
by Load of Barney October 2, 2017
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Woody

Acting in a very stiff, yet man-whorish manner. Very hug crazy. Tends to annoy

both guys and girls. Creates losts of awkward moments.
John, you need to quit acting so woody. It is begining to annoy everyone.
by Mal-Mal October 29, 2009
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Woody is a toy cowboy that likes to watch anime pornos and he like rubbing cherry anal cream on his face
by Woody gets wood March 9, 2018
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