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WIZARD

WIZARD, AKA WHIZARD, AKA WHIZ:

1)Proper abbreviation for wizard or wizzard is Whiz, as in Robert AKA Bob..

2)a proffesional male that is well above a magician, usually of GREAT AGE and KNOWLEDGE and ranked of GREATER SKILL than a shaman or enchanter. The female gender of wizards are called Whizettes! You can always tell most fake Whizettes as they will use the male gender "Whiz", instead of their proud heritage of womanhood, "Whizettes"!

3)one of GREAT SKILL or KNOWLEDGE in a many different areas, most often knows with-out any formal schooling, having an inner-knowledge with-out any formal schooling, especially computers

4)an "old school" computer Whiz. Usually very knowledgeable with Unix, DOS, and other command prompt based operating systems. Also characterized by having double bridged glasses, long hair, and/or an afinity with everything sixties and early seventies.

5)An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.

6)a microsoft program designed to make easier a certain task, such as pictures

7)Whizards are the wisest of all the magic users, for the whizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Whizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.

9)most often mis-spelled as wiz by idiots and morons having no knowledge of the english language nor the heritage of wizards! What complete twats call themselves in the hopes and mistaken belief that they might become some how cool or intelligent. Complete LOSERS, WANNA-BE Whizs!
No examples are needed, if you are worthy you will know what this means.

A Wizard will usually like to hang out at Renaissance festivals.
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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Winzard

The act of drinking ones beer then taping a full beer on top of the empty one. Upon completion of the second beer and/or forty, the next one is taped upon the first two. This continues until you have created a "Winzard Staff". When asked if you are creating a "Wizard Staff", the correct response is, "No dude, those are for pussies!".
Did you drill a hole through all those beers and tape them together? No dude, it's a Winzard, you drink that shit first!
by DJ Winzard January 14, 2010
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Weesnaw Wizard

A Supreme Wizard. Currently, there are ten levels of Wizardry. You will be awarded with a Golden Wand of Spiffiness when you reach level 10. The Wizards arch nemisis is the King Zaamonster. They are Possee Rivals. Cheese Slapping is a traditional fighting technique.
Look at those cool cat bad "Weesnaw Wizards," they are using the Cheese Slapping to defeat those undandy Zaamonsters!
by FoFa February 18, 2008
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Wizard

nickname for military psychologists and psychiatrists, which signifies these individuals‘ seemingly magical ability to make a service member disappear from the military after having diagnosed him or her with a serious mental disorder.
The wizard got that coporal discharged from the marine corps.
by littlegene October 21, 2010
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wizard cloak

the after effect of a hard fucking, resulting in the lips of ones pussy resembling the folds in a wizard's cloak.
after the frat party kelly had a wicked "wizard cloak"
by kingsley Tenenbaums October 13, 2009
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The Wizard's Council

When a man gets head while playing world of warcraft (other fantasy games may count).
"Many warriors seek the wizard's council, but few have received the it."
by Wstubler January 2, 2008
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Ass Wizard

1.Anyone who posseses the skill of taking it in the ass.
2.Gay man in a wizard's costume.
3.Used as the ultimate insult.
Sam: Man, you're so retarded!

Joel: Smoke my pole ass wizard.

Sam has no comeback, because there is no comeback to being called am ass wizard.
by AJZ - colubus day 2008 February 20, 2009
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