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Thomas Miles

Thomas is a very mysterious guy. Often people see him as an outsider never giving him the chance to prove himself. He is overlooked, but shouldn’t be, because when you make a friend like Thomas, you will never let him go. He is kind, caring, funny, and slightly flirtatious. More than anything he wants a significant other, someone who will appreciate him as much as he does others. When given a chance he can enchant a girl with something more powerful than looks... his personality. Thomas will often crack jokes that would light up any girls face. His largest weakness would simply be his ability to remove himself from any and every situation. He hates negative confrontation, some would call him a “peace maker”. This isn’t a bad thing, but Thomas deserves better than to lurk in someone else’s shadows. He’s too good of a person to not be seen as such. If only he knew that.
Thomas Miles : Hey Regan wanna date
Regan: Fuck yeah dude
Connor: Fuck....
by DigBickEnergy May 31, 2020
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mile day

“oh. mr (sorry sorry captain) fucshetti, is wearing his special stance socks. must be mile day!”
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miles lee

1. nerd
2. prepubescent

3. hottie thottie mcflurry
4. stupid
5. tiny pp
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Miles Bridges

A mix of surprise and disappointment

(When you beat the absolute fuck out of your wife in front of the kids because she made your chicken grilled instead of fried)
Bro you totally Miles Bridges that girl.

I saw her about to drown the 3rd kid so I Miles Bridged her
by Mr. Krabs hehe July 2, 2022
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Stoner Mile

The distance something (I.e. a lighter) feels away from you when it's just out of your reach and you are high.
Dude, grab that lighter.
Bruh it's a stoner mile away.
by ghostofmonroe January 28, 2015
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Topo Mile

A mile that is much longer than a regular mile. Comes from the tendency of the hike-planning tool "Topo!" to vastly underestimate distances.
"Okay, so the map says we're only three Topo Miles away. We should be able to make it in a few days."
by meizlizard July 19, 2009
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Logan Miles

A handsome man with striking grins , gets all the pussy no one compares to this man.

major slim lip
Oh my god Logan miles has a massive Shlong
by Childish nipple January 21, 2021
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