wiggling wiener

the longest of shlongs.

my wiggling wiener and petite balls are shriveling to pieces.

by retard-guy December 24, 2022

Wiggle tiggle

A sexual position in which a big person with a small penis, but gets more erect with a tongue in his ass.

Look at Wayne, I bet he's too embarrassed to let that chick do the wiggle tiggle for him.

by FUPAOF FUBAR April 21, 2023

International Wiggle Appreciation Day

March 25 Is International Wiggle Appreciation Day!

Today is March 25! That Means It Is International Wiggle Appreciation Day

by WigglyFans7 March 24, 2024

Wiggle Monster

A child or person that won't stop moving, shaking or squirming.

This kid won't sit still, she's a little Wiggle Monster.

by Getaboard August 18, 2023

wiggling wiener

Wiggling Wiener is when somebody has a 50 yard penis.

My wiggling wiener is shriveling up.

by retard-guy November 12, 2022

Wiggle Fight

When two alpha males lock eyes with one another in public, exchanging fierce looks of determination, before slowly approaching each other until they are roughly 2-4 inches away from each other. Once properly distanced, each fighter releases the hound, unzipping their pants using nothing but the power of the shaft, and begins to violently sway the tronkus to and fro, attempting to knock theirs into the opponent. First one to tap out (done by urinating onto the opponent when too much damage has been inflicted) loses, both the fight and their male dignity

Broseph #1: Yo, did you see that wiggle fight on 5th and Main last weekend?!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!

by pringlenads March 18, 2021

Wiggle

1)To have one's identity "borrowed" for lame, joking purposes only.

2)The best assistant treasurer in the history of mankind.

Joe got Wiggled when the sports page erroneously attributed a quote to him, when a backstabbing co-worker did it instead.

by TARDBOY70 August 23, 2004