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Poké Widower

A man who has lost his spouse to an addiction to Pokémon Go.
Poor Bill, ever since his wife got her phone fixed he's returned to being a Poké Widower.
by rlsaine July 7, 2018
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Orchid Widow

An Orchid Widow - is similar to other types of widows - golf widows, football widows, A woman married to a man obsessed with orchids, growing them, looking at them, talking to them etc. Only the Orchid Widow is not a seasonal widow - the Orchid Widow is a permanent condition lasting all year long, but frequently peaking in the spring and fall when festivals and shows that can be held on the other side of the planet are occurring. The Orchid widow will get a glazed look on her eyes while she listens to her husband or significant other describe plants and their characteristics in great boring detail. The Orchid Fanatic will have long ruined any interest that the wife may have had for orchids years ago, her interest being overwhelmed by the males obsessive behavior and abnormal interest in flowers.
Yes, I heard she had become an orchid widow. But she took care of it when she put all his orchid plants in the driveway, covered them with kerosene and dropped a match. And in case you were wondering, they are divorced now.
by illyria illyar October 21, 2011
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White Widow

Oh you thought I meant the spider? Or the marvel one? Nah, man. This shit is 15% THC and might kick your ass a little bit.

I might have been referring to the weed, or the spider. The marvel girl will definitely kick your ass.
"Damn that white widow kicks ass!"

"Which one?" - some stoner
by novaranium August 13, 2023
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Black Widow

When a bigger gal of colour (eg. Lizzo) is on her period and smothers a man do death by sitting on his face.
"Chad didn't die in vain, he went out like a hero by black widow while eating Lizzo out on her period. Unfortunately, he didn't quite make it out."
by Randolph Zanzibar March 30, 2023
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widows delight

Widows delight is a large cucumber, squash or egg plant that could be used to please a widow.
Little Johnny never ate one of the widows delight cucumbers at his grandmas.
by chickenhawk72 August 18, 2024
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Widow Maker

Applies to billiards pool. When the eight ball rests very close to the edge of a pocket, making the next shot more difficult because an eight ball scratch is more likely.
by #700 December 18, 2018
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Fracking widow

A wife who’s husband is in the oil industry / fracking industry and works for extended amounts of time leaving his wife for weeks at a time.
My husband is leaving for his hitch and making me a fracking widow for two weeks.
by Ckay2u7 February 18, 2021
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