rim whale

a turd so large it lay up out of the water in the toilet bowl

" i had to crap so bad, i dumped a rim whale"

by colonel angus May 31, 2014

Whale Wrangler

A man that likes to date fat woman.

My friend Jason is a Whale Wrangler

by The one and only King J October 16, 2008

Whale change

A sex act involving the lubing of the "blow hole" for a more expedient ejaculation.

Her boyrfriend asked for a whale change last night

by AMJD January 2, 2012

Honk the Whale

(haunk^tha'Wayle) Latin from the root
honkus le' whalus;
to take a shit that makes you exhale ridiculously hard, kinda sounding like an elephant or whale song...

grandpa usually can honk the whale , for at least an hour...

by dannyz2589 October 16, 2008

Whale Porker

The art of fucking Extremely Overweight women.

You my good sir are in fact a Whale Porker.

by music93man September 26, 2011

Land Whale

A term used to describe a person beyond obeicity.

Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale

by R E A IP 3 R April 2, 2009

whale fail

Getting pinned down while swimming alongside a killer whale in open waters; I fail of immense proportions; Free Willy 3: The Rescue.

"Oh man, did you see that killer whale fall on top of that diver!?"

"Yeah! That was a whale fail!!"

"Almost as whale fail as Keiko in Norway!"

"THEY ATE KEIKO!?"

by Epic Marine Biologist January 21, 2009