burnt weiner

When your penis is rubbed raw, usually from too much masturbation.

"Why isn't Johnny at school today?"
"Oh, he skipped today. He said he had a bad case of the burnt weiner."

by Proboscis February 22, 2009

weiner pill

The magic pill that will make a limp weiner hard.

Today is my Anniversary. I better take a couple weiner pills..!

by P.Niss and Ben Dover January 16, 2009

Weiner Standard Time

The act of being too late to be fashionably late. This usually occurs when pickup is necessary by a Weiner. If you are getting picked up in 1 minute WST, you may as well walk home.The simple formula to calculate WST in your current time zone is:
Current Time ÷ pi x 4.

There is also a Weiner Minute, which is one minute in WST.

Mom, can you pick me up?

Sure thing! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

Is that Weiner Standard Time?

Yes

O.K. Mom! See you at 12:06!

by JustAWeinerMinute June 5, 2010

Weinerhound

(N.) A female who is in constant search of sex from males. See also megaslut.

(V.) the act of searching for males to have sex with.

Look at that girl's slutty dress, she's totally weinerhounding.

by bebopster December 6, 2010

weiner bra

a device made of fabric used to strap down a penis

dude, i keep getting boners in public! i think i need a weiner bra

by misskitty13 July 8, 2011

Weiner texting

To send pictures of one's genitals via text message or Twitter in the manner of former Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner.

No, my boyfriend was Weiner texting me the whole time.

by collegio production staff June 22, 2011

weiner explosion

When your penis randomly explodes.

Yo, man. I think I have a bad case of weiner explosion coming on.
That sucks dude.

by bill4555 November 30, 2016