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Weaved

When someone snatches your wig or weave
Oh no! You’ve been weaved!”
That guy over there weaved me!”
by Sarbush, Erbush and Maddog March 12, 2019
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Weave

Something bitches with no hair use.......often used by afro having females.......often used by black people.......*cough
Weave is horse hair.
by High class person March 4, 2019
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weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
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fart weave

A weave made entirely of donkay tail strands
by Stellmar July 6, 2017
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Weave Virgin

To not have had a weave in your hair before. Most common in black beauty. Used in an episode of the Snapchat show FACE FORWARD when a client never had a weave before. Also a drag queen lineeeeee

Note: not the same as never before having a wig.
Person 1: What’s it like to have a weave?

Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?

Person 1: Nah gal

Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!
by LimeCrush04 November 12, 2018
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weave plunger

When you get in a fight with a girl, instead of slamming her head into a wall, take control of her hair and slam it down the toilet to use her facial structure as a makeshift plunger.

In basic terms, it’s like giving Frosty the Snowman head... if he was made of liquid.
Brian: Hey Brock, did Rebecca give you head last night?
Brock: Nah man, someone used her as a weave plunger. I’m good.
by ceoofstarfishassholes November 14, 2018
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