wax hilaric

When a person makes stupid jokes about any subject no matter what it is and always has to try to be funny.

My Dad drove me nuts on the way over, no matter what I said he made some stupid joke about it. He's thinks he's cool but all he does is wax hilaric.

by SputumMan September 24, 2011

Pussy Waxing

Pussy Waxing: a woman sitting in a bald man’s head, letting it penetrate her, making her pussy juice wax his head.

I heard that Jolene did that new thing called Pussy Waxing with Mr. Clean last night.

by TacoBellSecondDinner April 9, 2019

Wax and tax

An old fashioned way to say you will:

1. have sexual intercourse, or

2. beat, destroy or annihilate your friend, foe or stranger in a serious or joking way

"You're weak, see, I'm rough hardcore
And even be down to give you a rematch
After I wax and tax that butt" - Guru

Friend 1: Yo! turn it on Mortal kombat I've been practicing!
Friend 2: Please, you bout to get this work, I'm about to wax and tax dat ass

by El Elemento June 2, 2015

Wax Anxiety

The feeling you get in your car on the way to get a Brazilian wax. Thinking, “what am I doing ti myself”. Your hands will get got a sweat from the pain and adrenaline rush. You will find yourself working on your breathing skills and smiling nervously.

I’m starting to get ‘wax anxiety’ the closer we get in line for this roller coaster ride…

by Crack of Dawn May 5, 2023

smoking wax

To smoke cannibis Extracts

I love smoking wax

by Getwitdabiz September 26, 2018

wax trot

Removing the hair on your legs or buttocks by being dragged behind something especially a horse.

Damn man I lost so much hair on that slide it felt like I'd gone for a wax trot

by Zacharious Polk December 29, 2015

Siberian Waxing

When you jizz on someone's body hair, let it dry, and then pull it off; removing said body hair.

Dude, she had a little bush. So I helped her out with a little Siberian Waxing.

by SirWacksAlot March 31, 2015