Flag Wanking

Someone whomst is a Member of the British Conservative party who wants everyone to pledge allegiance to the flag of the UK.

Boris Johnson enjoyed **Flag Wanking** in parilament today.

by Oure April 21, 2021

Magic wanding

When you, as part of answering a question or having a discussion, describe the most optimal but sometimes unlikely scenario. Typically an answer to the question “if you had a magic wand, how would you make this better”

I see tha situation you present is a challenge and it’s hard to figure out how to solve it. How about you start by magic wanding it so we know what to strive for and we’ll take it from there?

by jinthearena June 17, 2021

Climate Wanking

When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.

Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?

Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.

Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.

by Mike109999 November 2, 2021

Pussy Wapping

The act of female ejaculation performed by herself on her Clitoris.

"BY THE HEAVENS SHE'S PUSSY WAPPING"

by Soeven November 13, 2021

Time Warping

Ingesting Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), waiting for the peak, then smoking .3 g of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT).

"We spent all night tripping then hit some deems, Time warping is crazy."

by Kagethelette September 12, 2021

Stunt wanking

Wanking in dangerous situations or positions, doing tricks to hit targets or break records

Mick was stunt wanking and shot himself in the eye

by Chuck Ebz January 4, 2022

Tod wanging

A game whereby you find some really clayish soil, work it into a tod (small missile) then get a flexible long twig, and press it onto the end. You then wang it (thow it) by holding the other end of the stick, usually aiming at your friends. Dog's tennis ball throwing sticks also work a treat.

Hi Simon, let's go to the park and do some tod wanging.

by LordHerefordsNob May 19, 2022