wagner

a person that has no friends but thinks he does and just creeps out the people he thinks he's friends with.

Quick move his backpack. The wagner is coming, and we don't want him to sit here. Hurry up move it he's getting his lunch. Ooh what a surprise anothe bagel.

by fefehe March 27, 2009

WAGer

One who is obsessed with the hit show "Will and Grace"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh em gee, that guy over there is such a WAGer. He watches Will and Grace in the blank!

by Annonymous Falcon!!!! October 16, 2002

Wager

Someone who dates every boy she sees and then gives them ze french kiss on their belly and whatever .... ngl it’s kinda creepy. Don’t be a wager, they date any boy at any time. Way more than just a 2-timer. She is definitely NOT frigid, we can all agree to that. Let’s just say she’s a crackhead who dates ANYONE.

someone: wager why the DuCk are you going out with that UgLy boi?

wager: because i can and i want to.
Someone: But your already dating 3 other bois at the same time!!!
Wager: ikr lol they don’t even know about it ;)
Someone: what the DuCk

by taniaisabroomsticm July 17, 2019

jessie wagner

a slutty bitch with broken teeth

a monkey that hasnt been to the dentist in 300 years, jessie wagner

by pepeuiny April 29, 2009

Wigger Wagger

The common name for the uvula, the dangly thing at the back of your throat

When she looked down her throat she could see her wigger wagger

by sciencechic May 17, 2010

Pascal's wager

It's dumb. You're an idiot. Your plan is to try and trick it? You can't even trick ME!

Hym "My problem with the pascal's wager types is that they believe that the creature is a carefully constructed lie used to control the masses. It's just a gross kind of hubris or a false martyrdom. You're sacrificing yourself on the altar of your own disbelief. Like 'I don't believe it but THEY need to believe it because if THEY don't believe everything will be worse for everyone. And if I explain why I don't believe it I might convince other people not to believe it. And they NEED to believe it or they won't behave in the way they need to so I'll say I believe it and even try to convince people that it's real because it's better that people believe the thing I don't believe or they might not be good. I have a responsibility to make them good. I'm the gentle invisible hand that pushes humanity in the right direction at the cost of my own disbelief..' But that's just Infinite Tsukuyomi. It's not even that the endless dream is bad. Or even that it isn't real (in contradiction to the source material). It's that you're doing that to them. You don't get to decide that for them just because they can't get into your consciousness."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

maya wagner

Maya Wagner is an new artist who has just dipped her feet in the water. Maya fell in love with the process of writing, recording, and mixing, and began writing more and more. She released her first EP, Nostalgia. This collection of 4 songs is a brand-new take on what you currently know as a “contemporary singer-songwriter” ballad.

stranger: mOdErN MuSiC SuCkS, gIvE Me a gOoD ArTiSt tO LiStEn tO!
Maya Wagner: *cough* you could listen to my ep *cough*

by Stileslover1234 April 28, 2019