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kemba walker

someone who breaks your ankles and has the heart of a champion. goes hard in the paint.
did you just see kobe? he just kemba walkered lebron!
by doctor jim March 26, 2011
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Jon Walker

Jon Walker is the current bassist of Panic at the Disco.

Panic at the disco stole him from the academy is, for obvious reasons.

He's probably half Jesus or something.

so obviously the coolest person on the planet.
OMGzzzzzz did you see that new panic at the disco video? Jon Walker wuz lyk ttly h0oOt in that shit, y0.
by ukulele king. June 23, 2009
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Void Walker

A term used to describe someone who is currently in a depressed state, yet still seems to function almost entirely like a normal human would. The phrase was used in a study after one subject said his depression was an "abyss or a void that was slowly dragging (him) in, where (he) would finally die".
After the study, it was used by subjects to describe others in this "void" as a way of making them feel less alone even when they claim they are alienated by their own voids and abysses.
Guy #1: Sam's depression makes him seem like he's just on autopilot; cruising through life and barely getting by.
Guy #2: Yeah, poor bastard is a void walker these days.
by DrJonD August 19, 2013
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Wankerism

(i) A marketing slogan which, rather than being created with skill or wit, simply implies that the product will will change your life for the better, - even if its just a packet of sweets
(ii) A marketing slogan which is just *too* cheesy
The following wankerisms were found using a google search on "marketing slogans".

Clothes to make you happy! (Nomads)
Creating more moments of pleasure. (Cadbury Trebor Bassett)
For a wonderful life. (Harvey Nichols)
Happiness is playing Bingo. (Super Bingo)
Happy starts inside. (Minute Maid)
Heaven can't wait. (Nestle Heaven)
Heaven needn't cost the earth. (Sandals)
Heavenly chocolate with a heart. (Divine)
Magic shoes for happy feet. (Starchild)
Make your body happy. (Aquafina Alive)
Make your break, a Delight. (Mars Delight)
One pound. One pan. One happy family. (Betty Crocker)
Pleasure. Every single Pringles Mini. (Pringles, Mini Pringles)
Pleasure. Perfected. (Braun Tassimo)
by xPaul G December 25, 2008
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Walker Strelow

Elle: that boy is amazing

Ally: yeah he is definitely a Walker strelow
by Pwksns October 24, 2020
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pajama walkers

People who wear pajamas outside of the house.
Holy shit! Have you been to Walmart lately? With all those pajama walkers it looks like a white trash The Walking Dead.
by ToeDirt December 22, 2015
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Brompton Wanker

City workers with folding bikes (Brompton). The most annoying being the ones that decide to fold/unfold the bike on the train before they get on/of causing carriage congestion.
by CityDude October 30, 2017
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