whale jumping

A sport commonly enjoyed at raves in which participants take turns vaulting over the body of a prone, unconcious larger female raver.

-The dirty warehouse floor is way too slippery for whale jumping.
-How did you break your ankle Bill? Whale jumping...

by dj espu November 14, 2007

Honk the Whale

(haunk^tha'Wayle) Latin from the root
honkus le' whalus;
to take a shit that makes you exhale ridiculously hard, kinda sounding like an elephant or whale song...

grandpa usually can honk the whale , for at least an hour...

by dannyz2589 October 16, 2008

Whaling Up

The morning after a night out, you roll over, and see the whale you brought home last night. Variant of the phrase 'waking up'

Tylor's gonna be whaling up tomorrow morning if he takes her home!

by dijondude February 19, 2015

Resident Whale

Extremely obese person that happens to be in a position of slight authority and is generally irritating as shit because they feel the need to constantly remind you of their miniscule amount of power. The Resident Whale usually wears loose, unflattering clothing paired with black Velcro sneakers and has made zero attempt to be stylish in any way. May smell. Always has snacks on hand. Derives pleasure from wasting other people's time.

Bert: Hey what took you so long to get groceries?

Earl: The Resident Whale at the store stopped me as I was leaving. Told me she was "loss prevention". She went down my entire receipt taking out every item I had in my cart to make sure I wasn't stealing anything. That was an hour of my life I'll never get back from that whale.

Bert: What about my oreos?

Earl: She needed a snack while she was fucking me over.

Bert: I'll get the harpoons.

by Tyeet Mcskeet November 27, 2016

Whale Porker

The art of fucking Extremely Overweight women.

You my good sir are in fact a Whale Porker.

by music93man September 26, 2011

Land Whale

A term used to describe a person beyond obeicity.

Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale

by R E A IP 3 R April 2, 2009

whale fail

Getting pinned down while swimming alongside a killer whale in open waters; I fail of immense proportions; Free Willy 3: The Rescue.

"Oh man, did you see that killer whale fall on top of that diver!?"

"Yeah! That was a whale fail!!"

"Almost as whale fail as Keiko in Norway!"

"THEY ATE KEIKO!?"

by Epic Marine Biologist January 21, 2009