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virtual balls

the act of talking/ typing rude and or annoying messages out of passive aggressiveness.
I don't have real balls so i use my virtual balls to hate on innovative people.
by foxysanfrancisco June 27, 2018
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Law of Virtual Serendipity

When two people swipe right on each other on two different online dating apps.
Sarah and John experienced the Law of Virtual Serendipity when they swiped right for each other on bumble and match.
by Lasso Lash May 4, 2020
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Virtualality

Virtualality is a sweaty mexican who can outgun anyone in a free for all but when it comes down to the games that matter that motherfucker chokes harder than Gia Paige. Also gets nervous against dogshit high tiers.
Cmon bro pick it up don't choke like Virtualality
by escobar the 24th August 31, 2017
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Virtual Life

No I am not "retreating into my virtual life."
Hym "I am not ✌️✊️✌️We✌️✊️✌️ YOU are trying to separate my virtual life from my 'real' life. You could merge them today. YOU are doing that TO ME. That is a thing you are trying to do... Why? Because if they merge... I AM WHAT I SAY I AM and YOU do not get to dictate to me what I am by leveraging both my incredulity and your first amendment right to lie and withhold information to keep me impoverished and steal my property. And I'll tell you why you are doing it.... In the next one."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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Virtually Tickled

When someone makes you giggle or laugh through an instant message or chat conversation.
Oh man, Jenn was really virtually tickled me today. She was telling me all of these jokes.

Getting virtually tickled is like being poked on Facebook, but there is actually a point.
by CT1MLA September 10, 2012
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Virtual Hot Box

The cannabis enthusiast's equivalent of a 'Virtual Coffee'.
I'm sitting here in a Virtual Hot Box. Today, we're interviewing Kevin Smith. Thanks for joining us, today, sir!"
by MalakTrebek September 27, 2022
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Virtual Prop comedy

A sort of pun, and or a facet of sarcasm.
Whatever floats your boat? *insert detailed diagram explaining exactly how boats float* is an example of Virtual Prop Comedy}
by candlenights August 5, 2018
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