Colder than a Viking dick

adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.

Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!

by bllix January 16, 2011

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

viking cream pie suprize

whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.

either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!

by sin & evil t October 6, 2008

when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)

I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.

by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018

digital vikings

Sercret service of free money in GTA:O

The Digital Vikings are the best money dropper

by myanusishard August 29, 2017

Yodelling Viking

When he lays on his back and pleases a woman with his mouth through yodelling while she holds on to the horns of his viking helmet.

I tried the yodelling viking with my girl last night. She almost broke my horns. Yooodelllaaahitiiii

by Yodelling Viking March 20, 2021

Big Viking Energy

As a Minnesota Viking Fan with Massive SKOL Winning Confidence with Leif Erikson Cockiness.

Adam Theiland, T.J. Hockenson, Dalvin Cook, Patrick Petson, & Justin Jefferson have Big Viking Energy.

by Car Wash Man January 10, 2023