Colder than a Viking dick

adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.

Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!

by bllix January 16, 2011

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

viking cream pie suprize

whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.

either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!

by sin & evil t October 6, 2008

when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)

I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.

by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018

Conti the Viking

The hottest Viking ever alive!

Ich bring some Met he will be your best friend forever.
Maybe you meet him in Valhalla..

Who ist that hot Viking?

- it’s Conti the Viking

by Dome1289 November 26, 2021

Viking Brothers

Similar to the popular term Eskimo Brothers; Viking Brothers is when you have motorboated the same girl as a buddy and remain on good terms with said buddy. Unconditionally

Most Popular Form
Male 1: *Motorboats big tittied stripper

Male 2: *Motorboats same big tittied stripper

In unison: Did we just become Viking Brothers?!

Yes.

by RadDad69 April 25, 2021

Vikings Tongue

A sore tongue with reduced taste.

I licked too low during cunnilingus now I have vikings tongue bro.

by TannieCharmaine April 26, 2017