Vanilla Split

When a black gentlemen with an enormously large, girthy penis absolutely anally rails an albino female or male.

Did you hear about Tyrone? He hooked up last night and did the vanilla split on some guy that looked like he was in the movie Powder. Gave his pale ass a pink sock from what I hear.

by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020

vanilla pissing

a euphuism referring to the act of ejaculation in males as a result of an orgasm.

One of my friends introduced me to the art of vanilla pissing. Once you try it you'll never go back.

by dr. qubed March 2, 2022

Vanilla Man

Also known as a white man.To match the word chocolate man.

Ted- "Hey dude, you are as white as snow."
Mike- "I am no white man, I am VANILLA MAN"

by CaramelBear June 11, 2009

vanilla lover

Someone who isn't into any of the kinky stuff. Wants to date but only wants to hug, hold hands, cuddle, and kiss with just lips. Basically a nun.

I love her but she's a vanilla lover.

by ShenMasta October 2, 2017

Vanilla Sugar

A person who is seen as really cool/ likeable; A "Handsome Devil" if you will. Vanilla- derived from the english streeet term for one of the caucasian race. Sugar- thought of to be sweet and addictive. Vanilla Sugar can be a title, verb or simple adjective. Also referred to as V-Sugs.

1. They call me Vanilla Sugar.
2. I turned on my vanilla sugar on my girl last night.
3. Your lookin real V-Sugs today.

by tiny-dancer December 4, 2009

Vanilla Douche

It is the cream that erupts inside you when a man ejaculates.

Oh man, that vanilla douche was extreme! It filled up my uterus!

by jelly3299 November 6, 2010

Vanilla Nasty

One of the most disgusting sexual events.

Involves Having vaginal intercourse, then anal sex. Then the guy slaps the shit covered penis on her face and cums at the same time, making a poopy, frothy mix. Then makes the woman give him head.

Man, i gave her the Vanilla Nasty last night, and now she won't talk or even look at me.

by Jail Break December 18, 2008