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The Vach

A daily news/opinion site based in Vancouver, Canada established in 2021. "By teens, for teens". Generally considered a reasonable source of factual information.
Did you see that article in the Vach?
by Johnny Hilfiger December 3, 2022
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Ava VanHoutan

A lying piece of stupid fugly pathetic garbage you'll only find in your nightmares! Except when it materializes into someone real.
My names Ava VanHoutan!

Is that short for failed abortion?
by golblingrannysnuts69 August 27, 2022
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Bright vachirawat

He is the hottest and cutest person in this world. He has a very good friend called as Win, he is also very cute. My favorite drama of bright is F4 thailand. he is very loyal and kind to everyone especially with kids. he has such a beautiful style and he has good humour
He is hot and cute thai actor Bright vachirawat is one of the kindest person
by anonymous May 15, 2023
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Dirty Vachan

When you dump a bowl of curry into a chicks pussy and proceed to fuck her rough with a sounding rod in your dick.
“Yeah that antisocial Indian guy finally got laid, but he pulled a dirty vachan on the girl so she didn’t call him back.”
by CringeKing... December 10, 2023
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Radovan Vachalek

Radovan "Radovani" Vachálek is the greatest chess player. He comes from wherever he was born. He is not a grandmaster because he finds the competition for it boring.

Instead, he decided to create a cult called "Chess Club", where he teaches some clueless students of Česká 10. The members of this cult are called "Chessists".

No angel can reach the tone of his voice. According to the Newton's law "the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction", Radovan is the most attractive person in the world.

He has few friends, like Mr. Hudák, a friend with benefits, probably, then there is Viktor "Vikiš" S., an involuntary friend, they are family, Jakub S., another involuntary friend, they are family, and finaly Mr. Brooks, their friendship keeps the chessclub together, they might have a love triangle with Mr. Hudák.
Person 1: I think you are attractive!
Person 2: No you don't, it's just Radovan Vachalek's gravitational pull.
Person 1: Oh, I am glad, you are ugly af.
by Záborš Jonásky June 8, 2024
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Large Vacuole

1. An organelle within a plant sell known for containing more nutrients than a smaller vacuole

2. A teacher that leaves class for mysterious reasons
Person 1: Large Vacuole just left the classroom again
Person 2: What do you think he's doing?
Person 1: Don't question the Large Vacuole
by SpaggettiRemin67 September 22, 2025
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national do the vanhook day

a day dedicated to doing the “vanhook.” put your hand on your ass to participate
hey today is national do the vanhook day”
by nomadictoast April 12, 2019
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