The most perfect specimen in existence. The moment i started up FE3H and saw his beautiful green eyes i knew he was the
one. Even if he poisons the other houses with his homemade laxatives. He is incredible, he is an icon, and he is the only viable option for a lifelong partner out of the Fire Emblem Three Houses roster. He also ended racism in imperial year 1200. What a perfect
guy. One of his favorite teas are Almryan Pine Needles. When you
go for a teatime with him and give him that delectable blend, you
will be able to spend as much time as you like joking and laughing with the future leader of the Leicester Alliance. He is the perfect person and if he existed in real life the world would end due to how perfect he is. Even though countless attempts on his life were made by his own brothers, he is still more sane than both
Psycho Dimitri and War Criminal Edelgard after Byleth’
s 5 years of slumber. He is the
one true person to choose when walking down the path of life. Any other option is horrible and should not be chosen.
Claude Von Riegan is the only way.
Person A: Hey, why haven’t you dated anyone since
2019? Ever since you played that Fire Emblem game you haven’t even spared guys a glance.
Person B: Because ever since i played the game, my standards have been raised infinitely by Claude Von Riegan. No man
will ever live up to him, and therefore i
will never be able to love again after i found out a pude Claude.
