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twisted pork

You have a twisted pork
by mudguard May 20, 2014
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Twisted Jen

When someone, usually a woman, inserts their finger into a mans penis and proceeds to twist it back and forth
David: "I've been pissing sideways for days."
Mitch: "Why?"
David: "Got a wicked Twisted Jen a few days back, still haven't recovered."
by FuckYouBrando November 19, 2017
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twisty twist

WHEN THAT GIRL GIVES YOU THAT GOOD SUCCCCC!!!!!!!!
DAMN MR. JONHSON.... DID SHE GIVE YOU THAT TWISTY TWIST AT DA CLUB
by mark of the J November 14, 2017
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slap and twist

When the girl is about to orgasm from sex you slap her in the face and then twist her nipples.
(usually used as a sexual enhancement.)
Just before Jill climaxed under Jack, Jack enhanced her orgasm with the ol' slap and twist!
by R2-DQ February 9, 2010
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twisted at the dick

When two straight bros hang out so much they don't know it yet but they can't separate.
Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.
by A kid named three November 20, 2016
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twist a dick

An informal way of telling one to go fuck off.
Chris: Bro your drinking my beer.

Travis: Why don't you go twist a dick, trick ass buster.
by Pimpdaddymeg March 7, 2015
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Twist it up

One level higher than the common term, "don't get it twisted."

When a guy/girl already got it twisted and you're warning them not to twist it up anymore.
It means getting to the point where you won't be able to undo what's done.
Him: Where you taking me tonight baby? Do you think this dick is free?
Her: I'm the prize, baby. Don't twist it up.
by juicybooty92 February 2, 2021
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