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twilight

A fucking terrible book series made by some bitch. This book (I use the term "book" sparingly) is about a girl who falls in love with a pussy little vampire (he doesn't even have fucking fangs).

Loved by dumbass teenage girls everywhere because they don't know shit about literature.
"Hey man, have you read Twilight?"

"I'd rather get raped by a cactus"
by Master_Mind34 April 2, 2009
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twilight

And I will never see the sky the same way and
I will learn to say good-bye to yesterday and
I will never cease to fly if held down and
I will always reach too high cause I've seen, cause I've seen, twilight
by amyboop September 21, 2005
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Twilight

A "book" written by Stephanie Meyer.
It's basically about a girl, Bella Swan, who moves to Forks, Washington. There she falls in love with the "perfect" guy, Edward Cullen. Edward turns out to be a "vampire". Even though he thirsts for her blood, he loves her. Bella has a nasty habit of randomly falling over.

Apparently Meyer didn't know crap before she wrote Twilight, because in her imaginary world vampires sparkle when the sun hits their skin.

Even though Edward is dead, and has no blood pumping through his body, he can mysteriously have sex with Bella. He later gets her pregnant.
For some reason, he can feel emotion and love Bella, even though vampires have no soul. Edward doesn't have fangs, and drinks the blood of animals because he doesn't like killing people(Where have we seen that before... maybe Interview with a vampire?).

The only reason girls like Twilight is because they feel Bella is special. They feel Bella is special because they think they can relate to her. They think they can relate to her because Bella is depressed because her life is hard. Then Prince Charming (Edward) comes and rescues her, so they feel their Prince Charming will come and rescue them.
Nobody really realizes it, but a lot of the Twilight characters are very similar to the BtVS characters.

Edward: Angel
James: Spike
Bella: a weaker Buffy
Jacob: Xander/Oz

The Bella/Edward relationship:
Bella: Edward... you are so perfect..
Edward: I will always protect you...
Bella: Your eyes ae amazing...
Edward: I will always protect you.. even though you smell like drugs..
Bella: I'm about to fall over, come save me..
Edward: I can run really fast..
Bella: Wanna have sex now?
Edward: Sure..
by Invader Jenna November 6, 2010
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Twilight

A book about a teenage girl's inner struggle between necrophilia and bestiality...
Twilight Conversation:
Girl 1: "OH MAH GAWD...EDWARD SO SOOOOOOOO HOTSEXYLICIOIUS."
Girl 2: "I KNOW RIGHT? HE ALMOST AS SUPER SMEXY AS JUSTIN BEIBER..."
Girl 1 strangles Girl 2 with her "I <3 Edward" necklace...
by It's_A_Jackal January 19, 2012
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Twilight

That one guy that died at the end of (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Person1: I'm watching Harry Potter and the Hot Cup.

Person2: Oh is that the one where Twilight dies?
Person1: Yea!
by Mikell Wilhelm March 5, 2019
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Twilight

Middle of night when most people love to have sex
Amy-“It’s twilight, let’s get down to business
Josh-“twilights my favorite time to have sex
by itsasecret1638268372 December 5, 2018
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Twilight

This used to mean Midnight, but now means horrible movie series with actors who can't emote to save their life.
That was so bad, but at least it wasn't like Twilight.
by Disneyfanatic98 July 1, 2016
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