A fucking terrible book series made by some bitch. This book (I use the term "book" sparingly) is about a girl who falls in love with a pussy little vampire (he doesn't even have fucking fangs).
Loved by dumbass teenage girls everywhere because they don't know shit about literature.
Loved by dumbass teenage girls everywhere because they don't know shit about literature.
by Master_Mind34 April 2, 2009
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I will learn to say good-bye to yesterday and
I will never cease to fly if held down and
I will always reach too high cause I've seen, cause I've seen, twilight
I will learn to say good-bye to yesterday and
I will never cease to fly if held down and
I will always reach too high cause I've seen, cause I've seen, twilight
by amyboop September 21, 2005
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It's basically about a girl, Bella Swan, who moves to Forks, Washington. There she falls in love with the "perfect" guy, Edward Cullen. Edward turns out to be a "vampire". Even though he thirsts for her blood, he loves her. Bella has a nasty habit of randomly falling over.
Apparently Meyer didn't know crap before she wrote Twilight, because in her imaginary world vampires sparkle when the sun hits their skin.
Even though Edward is dead, and has no blood pumping through his body, he can mysteriously have sex with Bella. He later gets her pregnant.
For some reason, he can feel emotion and love Bella, even though vampires have no soul. Edward doesn't have fangs, and drinks the blood of animals because he doesn't like killing people(Where have we seen that before... maybe Interview with a vampire?).
The only reason girls like Twilight is because they feel Bella is special. They feel Bella is special because they think they can relate to her. They think they can relate to her because Bella is depressed because her life is hard. Then Prince Charming (Edward) comes and rescues her, so they feel their Prince Charming will come and rescue them.
It's basically about a girl, Bella Swan, who moves to Forks, Washington. There she falls in love with the "perfect" guy, Edward Cullen. Edward turns out to be a "vampire". Even though he thirsts for her blood, he loves her. Bella has a nasty habit of randomly falling over.
Apparently Meyer didn't know crap before she wrote Twilight, because in her imaginary world vampires sparkle when the sun hits their skin.
Even though Edward is dead, and has no blood pumping through his body, he can mysteriously have sex with Bella. He later gets her pregnant.
For some reason, he can feel emotion and love Bella, even though vampires have no soul. Edward doesn't have fangs, and drinks the blood of animals because he doesn't like killing people(Where have we seen that before... maybe Interview with a vampire?).
The only reason girls like Twilight is because they feel Bella is special. They feel Bella is special because they think they can relate to her. They think they can relate to her because Bella is depressed because her life is hard. Then Prince Charming (Edward) comes and rescues her, so they feel their Prince Charming will come and rescue them.
Nobody really realizes it, but a lot of the Twilight characters are very similar to the BtVS characters.
Edward: Angel
James: Spike
Bella: a weaker Buffy
Jacob: Xander/Oz
The Bella/Edward relationship:
Bella: Edward... you are so perfect..
Edward: I will always protect you...
Bella: Your eyes ae amazing...
Edward: I will always protect you.. even though you smell like drugs..
Bella: I'm about to fall over, come save me..
Edward: I can run really fast..
Bella: Wanna have sex now?
Edward: Sure..
Edward: Angel
James: Spike
Bella: a weaker Buffy
Jacob: Xander/Oz
The Bella/Edward relationship:
Bella: Edward... you are so perfect..
Edward: I will always protect you...
Bella: Your eyes ae amazing...
Edward: I will always protect you.. even though you smell like drugs..
Bella: I'm about to fall over, come save me..
Edward: I can run really fast..
Bella: Wanna have sex now?
Edward: Sure..
by Invader Jenna November 6, 2010
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This film is not a true vampire movie this is A chick flick a film for females who have a fetish for vampires
Also has a male model with a ugly female actress named kristen stewart so all girls can feel special while watching it
Also has a male model with a ugly female actress named kristen stewart so all girls can feel special while watching it
Girlfriend: Want to go watch an awesome vampire movie?
Boyfriend: Underworld?
Girlfriend: Noo better...
Boyfriend: umm
Girlfriend: Twilight!
Boyfriend: Son of a bitch!
Boyfriend: Underworld?
Girlfriend: Noo better...
Boyfriend: umm
Girlfriend: Twilight!
Boyfriend: Son of a bitch!
by What the fuck booooooooooom September 26, 2010
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John: Dude, did you hear about what my girlfriend did last night?
Bill: What happened?
John: She made out with a dog because it reminded her of Jacob Black.
Bill: Shit, that sucks, dude. Dump her; I think she has twilightitis.
Bill: What happened?
John: She made out with a dog because it reminded her of Jacob Black.
Bill: Shit, that sucks, dude. Dump her; I think she has twilightitis.
by cadtel July 13, 2010
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Or whatever reasons has driven them to like such a shallow, poorly written, misleading book.
Twilight is crappy and not at all entertaining. Bella Swan, the main character, has got to be the stupidest girl ever. Stephenie Meyer (the author) seems to think that Edward is her own sexual fantasy, that woman is, as Robert Pattinson - the actor who plays Edward- says: completely insane.
Or whatever reasons has driven them to like such a shallow, poorly written, misleading book.
Twilight is crappy and not at all entertaining. Bella Swan, the main character, has got to be the stupidest girl ever. Stephenie Meyer (the author) seems to think that Edward is her own sexual fantasy, that woman is, as Robert Pattinson - the actor who plays Edward- says: completely insane.
Twihard: omg Stephenie is the queen of literature omg omg *fangirl* twilight is perf
Please, bitch, go read good shit aka Harry potter, lord of the rings, the hunger games
Please, bitch, go read good shit aka Harry potter, lord of the rings, the hunger games
by Elena Hemmings January 11, 2014
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